so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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