she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just high enough for therapy.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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