woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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