would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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