whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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