no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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