god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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