cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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