i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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