they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize