she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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