i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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