this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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