he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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