I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Randomize
