it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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