So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Randomize
