I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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