1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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