waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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