Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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