Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My first STD was from a foam party
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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