For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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