If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
