it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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