What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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