Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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