bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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