Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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