i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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