Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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