Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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