you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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