idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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