why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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