Buhtt sex?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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