I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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