take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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