the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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