your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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