margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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