on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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