Duck Duck Cougar?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
