My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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