I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Floor bacon is actually really good
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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