East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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