apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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