btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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