Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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