Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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