they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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