How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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