That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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