it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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