Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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