her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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