Can Purell be used as lube?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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