i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
return my video game
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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