no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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