kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm like, not good at living.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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